Black Rhino Front open to accepting brown envelopes

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by admin on December 1, 2010

The Editor,

Our many apologies for having missed the public lobby forum funded by Common Ground Incorporated in Chelsea, Quebec.

Reason being that we, at the Black Rhino Front, have been overwhelmed with requests from the people of Cuba to expand and share our ideologies and progressive policies with the enlightened people of this beautiful island.

We are deeply touched by this overflow of warm welcomes since Cuba is the birthplace of our movement. Our fearless leader, Vincent Black Rhino, first tasted the nectar of revolution and belonging while wandering, lost, hungry and injured, in the mountains of Cuba.

If it were not for the caring hands of Dr. Guevera and his vision for a common ground for all Cubans, Vincent would not have gone on to become the fearless leader of our movement.

Therefore, it is with great excitement that we, the current talking heads of the Black Rhino Front, will be returning to our Common Ground. We hope to receive funding for this homecoming from Chelsea Common Ground Incorporated because we share in the same common struggles against oppression, discrimination, and injustice.

We welcome donations from other like-minded organizations. And since our ethics committee, comprised of my 18-month-old daughter and a few friends from her play group, is just not getting along these days, most brown envelopes will be accepted without question.

Because someone has got to water the grass on common ground.

Jacques Legault

Chelsea, Quebec